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    Tuesday, May 24, 2005

    Conservative Blog Post Recipe

    In light of the previous post, I wrote this sometime ago during the Schiavo debacle. Seems like now is a good time to post it.


    1 vaguely homoerotic nickname

    3-4 opinions from prominent conservative commentator (may be substituted with one opinion of one’s own repeated loudly and frequently)

    3-4 facts, twisted

    2 cups exaggeration

    1 tablespoon gross exaggeration

    Prominent Democrat reference (one for Hilary, two for Bill – may be substituted with 1 reference to Ted Kennedy, 3 references to Nancy Pelosi, or one positive reference to Joe Lieberman)

    1-2 Incompetent and/or Liberal Press references (may use more as a substitute for a reference to a prominent Democrat)

    Equation of opposition to evil, stupid, or both to taste

    Paranoia to taste


    Pre-heat oven to 350 degrees. Mix ingredients well, being careful not to let any humor or deference to others you might disagree with accidentally get into the batter. Pour into greased cake pan, place in right side of oven on the uppermost rack. Bake until halfway done. Remove. Serve.


    Keep ingredients handy (a well-stocked conservative pantry will always have plenty of each).

    If you’re using Coulter or Savage as your prominent conservative commentator, you only need to use half as much. Oh, and don’t forget the Powerline!

    Feel free to use references to prominent local Democrats or local press outlets!

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