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    Monday, May 09, 2005

    2015 SATs

    The Poor Man lists questions from the 2015 SATs. Here’s a question from each portion of the test:

    PART A: Science

    2. Global temperatures have risen 1 degree F since 2004. This is due to:
    A. the greenhouse effect
    B. unsound science
    C. the Clinton administration
    D. gays

    PART B: Mathematics

    2. If dinosaurs first appeared 250 million years ago, and became extinct 185 million years later, how long ago did they become extinct?
    A. 65 million years ago
    B. There is no paleontological consensus that dinosaurs ever existed
    C. 3500 years ago, during the Flood
    D. However long ago it was that they turned gay and lost their moral values

    PART C: History

    1. The US lost the Vietnam War because:
    A. we miscalculated the determination of the enemy.
    B. liberals and the media wouldn’t let Rambo do his job.
    C. IT WAS A TIE!
    D. Clinton made everyone in the Army get gay married.

    PART D: Literature

    1. What is the greatest book ever written by an American?
    A. The Great Gatsby
    B. A Charge to Keep
    C. Left Behind 2: Tribulation Force
    D. The Bible

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