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    Thursday, March 10, 2005

    I'm Aiming For The Dog Next!

    Cat shoots owner. Film at eleven, story at Yahoo,

    BATES TOWNSHIP, Mich. - A man cooking in his kitchen was shot after one of his cats knocked his 9mm handgun onto the floor, discharging the weapon, Michigan State Police said.

    Yeah. An accident.

    Michelle Sand, a spokeswoman at the Iron River hospital, said Stanton was treated there before being transferred to Marquette General Hospital for further treatment. But Marcie Miller, a representative of the Marquette facility, said there was no record of the hospital receiving a patient by that name.

    Oh my God! The cats got to Marcie and are forcing her to lie!

    A telephone message seeking comment was left Wednesday at Stanton's home.

    Well duh, the cats aren’t likely to be answering the phone when one of them is a suspect in a shooting.

    State police said he was cooking at his stove when the cat knocked the loaded gun off the kitchen counter behind him.

    “I told you to scoop the litter!” the cat was heard to cry before firing.

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