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    Monday, February 26, 2007

    Dweeze Solves Problems

    Apparently, VP Dick Cheney is making noises about taking steps to stop the resurgence of the Taliban in Afghanistan. Well, we are Corn’O’Copia are always anxious to help. So here is my simple three step plan to stop the resurgence of the Taliban.

    Step One: Get a functioning time machine, go back to the summer of 2002.

    Step Two: Scrap plans for invasion of Iraq.

    Step Three: Get her to open the box. Wait, that’s something else. Forget that.

    Step Three: Ramp up U.S. forces in Afghanistan.

    See how easy that was? And not only did I stop the resurgence of the Taliban, a group that actually helped attack us, but I prevented the worst foreign policy disaster in our nation’s history, the invasion of a country that had nothing to do with the attacks on us and which posed no threat whatsoever to us. Further, aside from the time machine thing, it’s so simple, a child could do it!

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