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    Wednesday, June 01, 2005

    My Life As Expressed As An Old Henny Youngman Bit*

    Actual conversation with an actual seven-year-old who bruised his knee at recess yesterday.

    Seven-Year-Old: My knee hurts.

    Me: Does it hurt all the time?

    Seven-Year-Old: It hurts when I do this (pushes on knee).

    Me: Then don’t do that!

    *Actually, all Henny Youngman bits are old Henny Youngman bits.

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