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    Monday, April 23, 2007

    Admissions You Don't Expect Rachel Ray To Make

    From tonight's 30 Minute Meals:

    "If you're like my husband, and you love the taste of dark meat..."



    Jolene said...

    I'm just amazed that you can watch her voluntarily in the first place.

    Dweeze said...

    A: 5:00 pm to 6:00 pm is a TV dead time, especially if the Ned's Declassified showing on Nick is one I've seen.

    B: I've heard all of the criticisms, and agree with many, and certainly the attempts to become a mogul are off-putting, but that doesn't change the fact that she has one of the few cooking shows that actually relates to how the majority of people really cook.

    C: I'd hit it, but only if she promised not to speak, because nobody wants "perky" during sex. Nobody.

    D: Nobody.

    Jolene said...

    All valid points, to be sure. It's just that even if she's the best cook in the world, her personality makes me want to stick a fork in my eye.

    Dweeze said...

    I'm thinking her husband feels the same way.

    Landru said...

    Let me get this straight. You expect to get your unit wet, outside of the shower, sometime again during your life, and yet you admit you'd hit Rachel Ray???

    I can see that it is time for you to become reacquainted with the Force, young Jedi. Prolly suffering from an overdose of Chik-Fil-A, are you.