From The Headlines Of The Iowa City Press Citizen!!!!!

Man Arrested For Violating No Contact Order, Throwing Glass - Yes, nothing helps you get that deferred judgment quite like violating the restraining order. Idiot. 

Winning Lottery Ticket Talk Of The Town In Swisher - It's not like theres a lot of other things to talk about in Swisher. Idiots.

Ugly Sweaters In Vogue At Christmas - Yes, because the kids at Regina are such style mavens. Idiot kids. 

Hawks Drop Badgers - What is this, National Geographic? Idiot Badgers.