Signs

Sign posted on the outside of the Metrodome, spied on Saturday 06/28/08:

The Minnesota Twins Baseball Club Bans Guns In These Premises

I realize there is probably a legal reason they need to post this, but I really hope there aren't a lot of people walking up, seeing this, and then turning to their spouse to say

"Damnit! Honey, give me the keys and my ticket. I've got to go back and put my assault rifle in the trunk. I'll catch up to you."