So How Does That Work Exactly?

Overheard during the Gaylord Hotels-Music City Bowl broadcast.

"Half of Florida State's front seven was suspended..."

Okay. So one guy was only half suspended? Does that mean he gets to dress and take the field, but he can't make any effort once he's out there?

Later on we got this.

"I think a lot of people don't remember what it was like to be in college, and many of us, had we gotten the opportunity to cheat on a final exam, might have taken it."

All right. Is there something you're trying to tell us? Something that's eaten at your conscience for years and years?