Meme Time

I don't usually do the Meme thing, but this was kinda fun. It's courtesy Side Notes, who got it from 2 Hot Chicks, who got it from someplace.

Type “(Your name) Needs” into Google and list the results. Here are some of what I go:

Some are concerned about my health and well being

David needs a liver.
David needs help with his medication
David needs to protect himself
David needs to lose weight and build muscle
David needs a Tylenol
David needs a break

Some are worried about my personal hygiene

David needs a bath
David needs a new makeover and he asks you to help

Some sound like a performance review

David needs to show some evidence to support this
David needs to give more attention to making the team successful
David needs to see if he can get practical support
David needs help in dealing with his difficulties with comprehension

Still others can’t really be classified

David needs a family that would be willing to love and care for David
David needs three
David needs to relax when the music calls for it
David needs lots of attention
David needs to know who you are
David needs to consistently finish in the top five each race
David needs to collect five smooth stones in the stream

But in the end it doesn’t really matter, because as we all know:

David needs no introduction

(Note: I got no results with "Dweeze needs". So I had to go with my real name.)