Actual conversation with an actual seven-year-old who bruised his knee at recess yesterday.
Seven-Year-Old: My knee hurts.
Me: Does it hurt all the time?
Seven-Year-Old: It hurts when I do this (pushes on knee).
Me: Then don’t do that!
*Actually, all Henny Youngman bits are old Henny Youngman bits.
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